Friday, October 23, 2009

You know you've lost control of your personal life when your Soy milks gone bad

If any of you are Soy milk drinkers, or were Soy milk drinkers, or are considering becoming a Soy milk drinker, or even, have friends who are Soy milk drinkers, you may know that Soy milk has a very liberal expiration date. When compared with regular milk derived from a cows udder (shudder); it's clear who the winner of "how long you can keep this in your fridge before it goes bad" contest is. Soy milk. Every. Time.

(On a note - do you know we are the only species that continues to drink milk AFTER nursing? Additionally - we're the only species that elects to drink the milk of another mammal who drags their udders through poop, dirt, grass, poop, and is suckled on by snotty little baby cows. There's some food for thought).

At any rate...

It takes a long time for Soy milk to "go bad." Many will contend that the expiration date is only applicable on an unopened carton of Soy milk. Well, that's semi-true. The carton does explain it that way - but really - I've pushed the limits of Soy milk and not noticed much of a "funk" 1,2, and sometimes 3 weeks after having opened it.

This time however...

My Soy milk contained a bit of a "funk." I kept right on eating my cereal of course; the entire time exclaiming inside my head "this tastes funny! This is probably bad!" chomp chomp on my Cheerios, "Yep, definitely something funky about this... this is no good." chomp chomp chomp. And I realized, if my Soy milk had gone noticeably bad, it's clear I have not been drinking much of it as of late. Which means, I've been eating out more than I usually do, or not eating at all really, and this means I'm either lacking time, or I've lost complete control of my personal life and my self-respect is at an all time failing low. Come to find - it's probably a little of both.

When our lives begin to fast forward, bogged down with this, that, and the other, we tend to let ourselves "slip" a little in the general care and fostering of our own health. Sleepless nights that linger all week, not having the energy to make home-cooked (or even slabbing PB&J together between two pieces of bread) meals, sniffing our clothes because we can't remember when we did laundry last and sure as all Mountain Fresh don't have the time now... things of this nature. I hadn't realized I'd let a few small things (cleaning my room... going for a run... grocery shopping...) slip, and if it weren't for the Soy milk funk, I may still have kept slipping into slovenly, greasy, obese, oblivion. You think I exaggerate? I think NOT! We tend to focus our time and our energies on so many outside factors, we forget about spending sometime on ourselves. I for one feel better when I'm healthily fed, relatively clean, and surrounded by a little more order and a little less chaos. In fact, the simple act of making my bed every morning can foster feelings of self-accomplishment; that I actually have a handle on your surroundings (I live in a very simple world).

Well, I for one will never be letting my Soy milk go bad again. Thank goodness for that wake-up call! While I carve out time for school, work, school, and also school, I think I'll make a point to carve out a little "self-care" in there too; some valuable grocery shopping, a bathroom scrubbing, an hour in the gym, and maybe even begin a novel. Ha. Okay... I won't get TOO carried away.

11 comments:

(light) Black And Decker said...

Um, milk is the greatest drink ever. Regular, cow milk. And, the milk comes from INSIDE the gross outside utter, AND gets extremely cleaned on its way to the store.

And I can't say the life of a soybean is much cleaner....It grows up through dirt, grime, and cow POOP put on there just to help it grow a little better. Stepped on by animals and insects, and slimed by slugs. Gross.

[sbg] said...

We are living the same life.

Andrea Jolene said...

Mmmm... slimmed by slugs.

heidikins said...

Firstly, I totally agree with Black & Decker.

Secondly...soy milk isn't milk at all, it's simply soy bean juice. Milk is, by definition, from a mammal. And somehow just changing the name from "soy milk" to "soy juice" makes me not want to ever drink the stuff.

Well, that and soy is higher in estrogen and can make you more emotional. (True story).

xox

Just a thought... said...

Plus ...if you've ever been on a tour of your local dairy farm (and I don't think they do it just for show) the cows utters are sanitized first before the metal suction thingies are attached to them so it's all very clinically clean. These are cows who no longer have babies to feed so no slurping is going on; they are kept lactating by a 'breast pump" so to speak. At least that's how it was done when I went on a tour of my local dairy.

Andrea Jolene said...

Somehow I still don't feel better at all about the suction cups on cow udders. HA! Shudder.

Oh and the estrogen in Soy milk - myth. Not that there isn't more - but not a significant amount to effect your daily processes. I've heard the one. One dude thought it would make him grow boobs. HA HA! fool.

Just a thought... said...

Hey, you think it's bad ...think how the cow must feel!

Marisa Jean said...

After throwing up soy milk more than once, I'll stick with a cow's udder.

Andrea Jolene said...

Marisa - why did you throw up Soy milk?!??! This I can understand. I threw up fettacini alfredo many years ago... like... senior year of high school years ago and can barely stand the smell of it. Shudder.

Just a thought... said...

My goodness how could you possibly throw up fettacini alfredo? it is sooo sooooo yummy!!!

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