My little brother got married this weekend. No. It's okay! It's different than a little sister (I would imagine) and really, brother and I are a mere 19 months apart (he being 25 and me being 26 respectively), it really didn't seem as much a "little" brother getting married but just plain old, my brother got married. He was only a year behind me in High School thus, we knew/know a lot of the same people and even had a class or two together. So, suffice it to say, I didn't feel like he beat me to anything (you hear that??!?! EH?!?!? No beating!). Now, if brother 2 (21 years old) or heaven help me brother 3 (17 years old) gets married before me - break out the anti-depressants. And it's very likely to happen as I have very dashing younger brothers - as pictured.
Back it up ladies! You're too old for Taylor anyway - though he confided in me he likes the "older gals" - i.e. 25+. But if I catch any of you cougar pervs scamming my little brother, it won't be pretty. Won't be pretty at all (cue threatening fist pounding thugs). Uh huh!
So anyway, Brother Seth got married this weekend...
And got married well.
She's lovely, isn't she? She also has excellent taste in shoes - which I find very important when choosing a spouse...
What's more, is I caught the bouquet at the wedding! Alright alright, I picked it up off the ground on the rebound when my cousin missed it. I tried to box her out - had my elbow strategically in line with her diaphragm, but in a mass of amazing energy and animal-like prowess, she leaped for that bouquet like it was the last slice of raspberry swirl cheesecake allowed to be consumed by a human being (right?).
and missed...
Sucker.
Though what does it say that I caught (picked up... like leavins) the wedding bouquet on the rebound? Hm, perhaps doesn't bode well, does it? Alas.
4 comments:
You do have cute younger brothers--good thing I'm already married or I might wind up being one of those cougar pervs...joking. I must say, those shoes are probably the coolest I've seen on a bride. Two thumbs WAY up!
Good thing I'm a man, or I might wind up being one of those cougar pervs...joking?
Anyway, congrats on catching the bouquet. I thought about trying to catch the garter, but then I protected my dignity by standing stiffly as I watched it float by me.
ok. you are extremely verbose but incredibly brilliant. I thought this was dre's blog at first (saw the link on jon's blog) and clicked on it. seriously andrea...so stinkin hilraious. i only caught most of 3 or 4 posts but i will be coming back to read them in their entirety. favorite new (to me) blog award goes to you hands down!
Thanks Mandi. Welcome aboard!
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