Friday, August 21, 2009

The Happiest Place on Earth – On MY Special Day!

Once upon a time, I heard a wondrous rumor that Disneyland gives you free admission on your Birthday! This was hard for me to believe. I mean, yes there are the usual known “freebies” on your Birthday. Some places give free gobs of ice cream with a spitting sparkler of death, some places sing and clap and dance until you want to throttle whatever schmuck friend you have that TOLD these fools it was your Birthday, and some send you 15% discount coupons good only on your Birthday and only on these two over sized ugly items if they happen to be in stock. All gimmicks used by restaurants and retail stores to try and make you feel special on your special day, when in fact, you can see the disdain shooting like phaser beams from their eyes “So it’s your Birthday. Big deal. Who the *&^%$ cares.” Wow.

Thus, when I heard that Disneyland gives you free admission on your Birthday, I was enamored with the idea. I dared not hope! I dared not DREAM! Could it really be? Could I really get into Disneyland, the happiest place on earth, for FREE on my Birthday! If this proved to be true – it would be the best Birthday freebie any corporation has ever offered anyone with a Birthday ever. EVER I tell you!

Well my friends, the rumors are TRUE! Today I officially registered to enter Disneyland, the HAPPIEST Place on EARTH, on Monday, October 12, 2009 (aka, my 26th Birthday) for FREE!! What better place to feel young again? What better place to celebrate the day you entered this world than in Disneyland???? What birthday party could ever top riding the Indiana Jones Adventure ride, or sailing through Pirates of the Caribbean, OR sitting in your coffin through the Haunted Mansion? (Do you realize that they change the Haunted Mansion to Nightmare before Christmas in October? I KNOW!!!! Win win win and WIN for me). What’s also fairly incredible is that my Birthday lands on Fall Break… so I won’t have to worry about missing class or any such thing to accommodate my dream Disneyland Birthday excursion. I will, however, have to find some great friend to go with me. Any great friends out there who love some Mickey Mouse and Cinderella as much as I do? Eh??? Check your calendars! I need a Disney-buddy to really make this dream a reality. And remember…
When you wish… upon a staaaaaar. Makes no difference… who you aaaaaaare… anything your heart desires…. Will cooooooome. TOOOOOOOOO. YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUuuuuu….

If you would like to register to go to Disneyland on YOUR Birthday for FREE - go head and click here.

4 comments:

[sbg] said...

I do love Disneyland. It's like a Las Vegas for kids. Is homework allowed on the trip?

Mike & Emily West said...

ARE YOU KIDDING?!?! Oh, the joys...happy birthday to you in October, you deserve the most magical day in the world!

Andrea Jolene said...

Ha - I'm pretty sure the ONLY way I can go is if homework is allowed.

Cory and Michele said...

That is awesome! I was hoping it wasn't a gimmick because my Mom was talking about going there on my Birthday! That's right! Just 3 days after your Birthday I could be at the happiest place on earth!!