Monday, January 30, 2012

Polygamist for President? Who's YOUR nominee?

I have always cultivated an interest in politics and even go against my historically apathetic age demographic and vote once in awhile. So stick that in your pipe and SMOKE IT!

However, the current presidential push has not only cultivated my interest, but also inspired my greater artistic abilities; adding yet further purpose (a purpose?) to the political realm for moi. 

I present, A Polygamist for President? Who's YOUR nominee?

"Mr. Gingrich spent much of Sunday promoting the endorsement late Saturday by Herman Cain, a former rival for the nomination and the former chief executive of Godfather’s Pizza."



"Newt Gingrich said Tuesday that his past marital issues make him more relatable to most Americans and said it makes him seem "more normal" than a person who "wanders around seeming perfect"... Gingrich has been married three times and admitted infidelity; his second wife suggested last week that Gingrich sought an "open marriage" arrangement involving her and Gingrich's current wife, a claim the former House speaker denies...."So I think in that sense it may make me more normal than somebody who wanders around seeming perfect and maybe not understanding the human condition and the challenges of life for normal people," concluded Gingrich."


As for me, I guess I'll go with the abnormal one. 


[Romney's] tendency to only have sex with the woman he's married to is a bit bizarre. He probably needs to find a couple of mistresses and divorce a couple of sick wives before he can really understand "normal people."


2 comments:

Jaime Van Hoose Steele said...

I think it's hilarious that he's trying to use that to say Romneys inferior. It must be hard when your opponent doesn't have any skeletons in his closet. I mean 1 marriage and no mistresses! How can we even trust Romney to run a country if he can't even juggle a normal life!?!

Just a thought... said...

It was nice to hear Mitt Romney say during the debate that his wife was his hero for fighting and surviving breast cancer. I read when he found out she had M.S. instead of kicking her to the curb like Newt did to his wife, he said he didn't care if he had to eat cereal for dinner for the rest of his life he just wanted her to be with him.