THIS Bakery appeared one day on 4th West across from the Gateway. It really did. It wasn't there one day and then POOF, suddenly there it was! Like magic. Creepy magic.
I don't recall any time in the last little bit when traffic was diverted this way or that to avoid construction. I can't think of any moment while driving to the Gateway for work or pleasure where I glanced across the street, perhaps observing some "sign hangers" or "window painters" and thought "well I wonder what they're putting there." Nope, it was a total inside job. And then overnight - there's the sign: (M)Adam and (St)eve's An erotic bakery. Intrigued? OF COURSE YOU ARE! Don't pretend. And lets be honest - they really covered all the bases here! This erotic bakery if for ALL affiliations, relationships, and.."whatever." They've expanded their market!
Now - feel free to copy this pic and send it to all the Adam's, Eve's and Steve's you know. Make sure to add some clever remark like "Oh! I didn't know you'd finally decided to follow your dreams Adam..." or "Hey Steve! Remember when you said "all erotic bakeries are so narrow minded", well have I got a place for you!"